They're really into their dogs, it's embarrassing, whole country with a system of government formed about them? S'why they're still toiling around in the muck.

[Come at him doglords his location is on.]

Last time I was there...would've been two years ago so I reckon it was an even split of Jonas and Cousland because some people think it wasn't proper to go naming your dog after queen's husband by his first name, like it was too familiar or summat daft like that, and other people just said 'hang on, Jonas is a really shite name for a dog'. Which it is.

[Foreign affairs and history correspondent Yngvi Congealedinagutterson reports.]