No, of course I wasn't. I was a tiefling, before. Pro-bably... um, maybe five-and-a-half feet tall? The last time I was measured was when I was still living in Nicodranas. I marked it on the doorframe of my bedroom so my mom could see how tall I was getting, when she came to visit me! And I don't think that tieflings get too much taller, you know? Maybe like, six feet... maybe a little taller... I don't actually know that many tieflings. Like I don't know how tall my friend Molly is, because I wasn't starting out every day being like, oh Molly, let me me-a-sure you, please, so I can tell some stranger guy how tall you are when I go to a new plane or world or whatever this skinkydoodle place is, really, oh, hold still, I have a ta-ape measure and I want to measure you, oooh--

[If it's all made up, Jester has a rich fantasy life. Which would actually not be that surprising, or inaccurate, even if it isn't all made up.]

And also, I had a tail before, and it was really really pretty, and man! It really fucks up your balance when you used to have a tail and now you do not, you know? So weird.

Okay okay okay, but why is the magic question broad? Is it because you can do that much stuff? Like so much?