Ohhh-- [More scandalized giggling.] I do not! Sex would totally have been a possibility. Because in some songs, you think they are about one thing? But they are really all about another thing. And the other thing is usually pre-tty dirty. But it is funny, because they use words that mean two things, so it confuses people.

Anyways. I like piggyback rides. But the real ones. Not sex meaning ones. I do not know any royal guys here, but I bet we could find some and ask if they want to hear a song. It would be really easy. You can ask any questions on these crystals and everyone hears them and answers them.

[Oh wait. Jester gasps, struck by an idea.]

Heyyyy! If I asked to talk to royal guys, then you could ambush them. They would never even see it coming.