[Oh, no. Don't be embarrassed!

Cheerfully,] Good, so it wouldn't be all the time someone has to be down there.

Precision doesn't matter so much as long as it gets the job done at the end of the day--and given the state of our gardens here, they certainly do. Besides, "precise" is for those of us with the ample free time to sit around noodling over this stuff in a Circle all day, [gentle, teasing.] Not anyone who's got better things to do.