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[foxsays]

FORM: Hand-written, posted to the bulletin board
SENDER: Araceli Bonaventura
RECIPIENT: Open
WHAT: Stairs are for chumps and she is literally climbing the walls alone
WHEN: A few days post-Rifter arrival
WHERE: Tacked on the bulletin board
NOTES: eta; parkour lessons

Are you sick of the stairs and looking for a better (faster) way to get around? Do you want to scale a mountain rather than trudge up it? Simply seeking to expand your skills? Look no further! Climbing lessons available at request, no prior experience required but enthusiasm an absolute must! References regrettably in another world but demonstrations can be arranged. Avoid alcohol and heavy meals at least an hour prior.

First lesson: balance and how to fall correctly.
Clothing requirements: sturdy boots, low or no heel. Absolutely no gloves. For beginning lessons, no floaty or loose garments that might catch.

- Araceli Bonaventura

Comments

[slipshot]

[Someone has scrawled a picture of a wall, with a smiling elf climbing up it, and then put three question marks on the side.

Someone may not be able to really know how to read.]

[foxsays]

[Added at some point later, a smiling face with lots of curling hair and the word 'yes' written in a slightly neater hand.

A pile of hay has also been doodled beneath the wall.]