collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[justice_is_blond]

...This is perfection itself.

[ichaer]

I know, right?

[ At least someone gets it!! ]

[justice_is_blond]

I'm going to steal these and use them on one particular person, I think.

[ichaer]

Go forward, child. I pass them along to you with my blessing.

[justice_is_blond]

Child, hm? Should I thank you for your age-tested wisdom?

[ichaer]

I am the Patron Saint of Puns and Bears, remember? But you absolutely could if you wanted.

[justice_is_blond]

Oh Mother Ciri, thank you for bestowing these puns upon me.

[ichaer]

Go forth my child and may the garden of puns always be puntiful for you.

[justice_is_blond]

It's a world of punderful possibilities.